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100 questions

Journal Entry: Mon Mar 24, 2008, 10:01 PM
  • Mood: Sarcastic
  • Listening to: datascrapper
  • Reading: Satan Burger
  • Playing: nhl 07
  • Eating: burrito
  • Drinking: pepsi
just trying to avoid doing something productive

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
armpits

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
black

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
kissing = [(x)beers+ (y)days celibate] > current self respect

4. Do you plan outfits?
only when i care aka work/gay bars

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
high

7. Who was the last person you kissed?
Dylan (although i don't think that's his real name)

8. Person before that?
the guy with cropped brown hair and strong calfs

10. What are you craving right now?
sushi

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
patch kids, should i be disturbed by that?

12. Do you make prank calls?
no

13. Ever hooked up with some one out of state?
yes

14. Do you sleep with any stuff animals?
no

15. Would you dance to the taco song?
I do not know what the taco song is

16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
no

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
both

18. Do you like anyone right now?
no

19. What do you think of crickets?
I like the word thorax

20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
a few, my favorite was Bobcat Goldthwait, he signed my shakes the clown shirt and said that was the only one he had ever seen or heard of

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
no


22. What are you listening to right now?
Datascrapper [link] check him out, it kinda glitch hop using techno samples and FREE!!!

25. Would you go sky diving?
have 7 times

26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
oh god yes

27. Would you throw potatoes at him?
no, verbal bashings last so much longer

28. Is there anything sparkly on you?
no

30. Do you rent movies often?
no the internet is free and has a better selection

31. Who sits behind you in your math class?
It's been 9 years, but i remember it was my bff ryan

34. Can you count backwards from 74?
I assume so

35. Who are you going to be with tonight??
My room mate Paul and my friend peter

36. Brown or white egg?
not even for baking, bananas rule

38. Ever been on a train?
yes

39. Ever told someone you loved them?
Yes

40. Do you have a cell phone?
yes

43. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
Probably going to grad school classes in a far off state :(

44. Ever had cream puffs?
yes, but creme brule is far better.

45. Ever had Breaded Shrimp?
yes, but i hate all shell fish, possible more than anything else in the world

46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Yes

47. What was the last question you asked?
I ask a lot of questions, but probably do you want some coffee

48. What was the last CD you bought?
David Bowie Heathen.....5 years ago

49. What is/was your bus number for school?
?????

51. Is your hair curly?
when it isn't buzzed

52. Last time you cried?
feb 7 2005, it was a really bad day

53. Ever walked into a wall?
not that i remember, stair are more my thing

54. Ever walked UP a wall?
No, but tried

55. Have you ever bought anything from PacSun?
no, i hate that store

56. Favorite time of the year?
early spring late fall, i wear t shirt when it's 60F out

58. Favorite color(s)?
black, it goes with everything

60. Do you have any tattoos?
Yes, My right fore arm, right calf, left shoulder, left leg ankle to hip

61.Who was the last person you held hands with?
dylan

62. Do you sleep with the TV on?
almost never, i like to fall asleep reading

63. Where was your default picture taken at?
my bathroom

64. Why was your default picture taken?
I liked the make up

65. Do you like your life right now?
better than any other time in my life, which makes me more depressed

66. How do you feel about 'love'?
it' exciting

67. What is your favorite animal?
slaughtered cows

69. Do you have good vision?
my eyes are hyper sensitive so i get easily blinded during the day, but i have some of the best night vision you'll ever find

70. Can you hula hoop?
No

71. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
I have

72. Do you have a job?
Yes, employment sucks

74. What are you wearing?
jeans, boots and my "America : Reading is for fagots" shirt. THE greatest shirt ever.

75. What does your hair look like?
like shit

76. Ever climbed out a window?
yes

77. Can you handle the truth?
Yes

78. What was the most recent thing you bought?
nhl 07 for xbox 360

79. How often do you talk on the phone?
according to my cell bill under and hour a month

80. What's the longest you talked to someone on the phone?
hours

81. Do you hate/dislike more than 3 people?
no to hate, dislike is too subjective for me to come up with a number

83. Are you sarcastic?
what's sarcasm

84. Have you ever slapped someone?
yes, it was great

85. Do looks matter?
yes, come on this is the real world, it's just a matter of degree

86. Do you use chapstick?
no, i hate the feeling, i won't even kiss someone who has a fresh coat

87. Are you too forgiving?
can you be?

88. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
yes my KMFDM t shirt that i still wear after 12 years

89. Do you own a gun?
ruger 77/22 rifle, beretta series 62 pistol, and my remington 105CTi shotgun, and if i ever move to texas i'm getting a panther cannon, gotta keep the king of england out of my face:D

90. Have you made a prank phone call?
no

91. Have you ever been in a castle?
Only the white house

92. Do you like your hair?
not since i was financial forced to stop dying it odd colors

93. Do you like yourself?
Yes

95. Are you more pissed off, upset, or happy most of the time.
content

96. When was the last time you talked on aim?
at least a couple months

99. What are you doing today?
get high, maybe work on work stuff

100. Tag 5 people:
no, I hate that shit, I'll say what the person i got this from said, do it if you are bored, it kills time well.

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 26
  • Current Residence: Syracuse, ny
  • Interests: Simple Stuff that seems complicated
  • Favourite movie: House of Yes, Fight Club, Josie and the Pussycats
  • Favourite band or musician: Garbage, David Bowie, Bif Naked, Dj Spooky, Devo, canabis, cannibal ox, stunt rock
  • Favourite genre of music: good and bad in all genres
  • Favourite artist: Dave McKean at the momment
  • Favourite poet or writer: Kafka
  • Operating System: win xp
  • MP3 player of choice: i tunes
  • Favourite cartoon character: Lain
  • Personal Quote: definition of government: A monoploy on the "legitimate" use of force.
  • Tools of the Trade: What ever is avalible

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=Winneganfake:iconWinneganfake: Apr 13, 2008, 2:54:28 PM
Thanks for the :+fav: and the watch!

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~NoodlesGirl:iconNoodlesGirl: Apr 3, 2008, 10:14:11 AM
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~Drenton:iconDrenton: Apr 1, 2008, 6:55:57 AM
Hey, thanks for the favs on [link] and [link] ! I'm amazed that an artist of your caliber would even look at my work, let alone fav it.

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~aleatha-q:iconaleatha-q: Mar 29, 2008, 11:34:57 AM
You've got some really awesome artwork. Really original. :D

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~RavenxCorpse:iconRavenxCorpse: Mar 26, 2008, 11:53:16 AM
Hi!
Thank you for the :+fav:! :D

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~sorlacsiul:iconsorlacsiul: Mar 26, 2008, 6:18:47 AM
thank you so much for the favs, and the add, im glad you liked them
=Rickbw1:iconRickbw1: Mar 25, 2008, 9:11:55 PM Mood: Joy
Thanks for the :+fav: = [link]
Have a good week
:relax:

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=Rickbw1:iconRickbw1: Mar 25, 2008, 9:07:59 PM Mood: Optimism
Thanks for the :+fav: = [link]
Have a good week
:relax:

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*angelbuffy:iconangelbuffy: Mar 23, 2008, 2:10:36 PM
Much love for the fav :blowkiss:
~GatoMiguel:iconGatoMiguel: Mar 23, 2008, 12:44:18 PM
Thanks for the add and the faves
You´ve got great works!!
Regards
Miguel
*myroski:iconmyroski: Mar 21, 2008, 8:04:55 PM
Thanks for the faves and the interesting comment :)

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~rodolfotroll:iconrodolfotroll: Mar 21, 2008, 3:03:26 AM
I thank you too.
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~dmrotten:icondmrotten: Mar 21, 2008, 2:38:25 AM
Thanks for the :+fav: :thanks:

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=mcafee2000:iconmcafee2000: Feb 24, 2008, 10:39:08 PM
thanks for the :+fav: on Fire Light

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~RamsesMelendez:iconRamsesMelendez: Feb 21, 2008, 7:50:19 AM
Great sinister gallery!

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*Hathnowitz:iconHathnowitz: Feb 17, 2008, 6:39:28 PM
Hey Dude,

Thanks very much for the fave of Romance 2 :sun:
~KatGore:iconKatGore: Feb 17, 2008, 5:29:09 PM
Your welcome

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*GrandeOmbre:iconGrandeOmbre: Feb 16, 2008, 3:53:36 AM Mood: Joy
Thanks, i've added you to my friend list too! See you soon!

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~jbuchoa:iconjbuchoa: Feb 14, 2008, 12:43:09 PM Mood: Zest
thanks for the favs!

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*TylersAngel:iconTylersAngel: Feb 13, 2008, 4:56:52 PM
:heart:

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*GrotesqueDarling13:iconGrotesqueDarling13: Feb 12, 2008, 5:41:29 PM
Your welcome :)

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*GrotesqueDarling13:iconGrotesqueDarling13: Feb 12, 2008, 3:42:15 PM
Thank you sooo much for your fave on "Little Stapled Pretty 2."

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*TrashDoLLs:iconTrashDoLLs: Feb 12, 2008, 10:23:34 AM
Thank you so much :heart:

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